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70% MILITARY PROJECTED TO VOTE FOR ROMNEY -


TAGS: look for military voter suppression
Rating: 4.26/5

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eddyleesmith - December 24, 2012, 12:11 am
Romney wants to spend even more on the DOD budget while the DOD has not been able to account for over $1 trillion per year in their spending. Every govt branch and office needs to be audited so we know who to cut funding to.
foxrecon19d - November 9, 2012, 6:51 pm
uhhh...yeah...MashiMashi, do you need me to call 911 for you? The shrooms' 'gotts' you, man! uhhhhh...woman?
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 11:25 am
Wh wasn't this whole absentee ballot thing fixed back when AL GORE was trying to supress it. Every election wee gotts hear about this Absentee ballot debacle.
foxrecon19d - November 8, 2012, 8:41 pm
WOOOOW!!! Your 'god' won another four years and now you want to talk about how the absentee ballots for soldiers serving overseas never made it to them...again?? Your 'god' won. Why are you so angry?...heh...heh...heh...
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:58 pm
Are these the same projectionist that perdicted Romney would take Florida, Iowa, Ohio, Wisconsin ????


Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




INVEST IN PRECIOUS METALS - Diversify- make sure your portfolio has a lot of lead too!




Hillary's War On Women -




SPOCK FOR PRESIDENT - As a former Starfleet Science Officer I can offer scientific and logical solutions to the problems we now face


TAGS: spock presodent science logical solutions
Rating: 4.93/5

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RonaldReagan - January 12, 2014, 2:26 pm
Funny. Nimoy would actually work.


It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




Obama To The SCOTUS??? -




EAGLE REPLACED BY SKUNK ON PRESIDENTIAL SEAL - HALF BLACK HALF WHITE AND EVERYTHING HE DOES STINKS




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




ISIS & Liberals -




OBAMA ZOMBIES - No, they are not after brains, they have an insatiable hunger for entitlements.




THE CURRENT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT - Is exactly what the Founding Fathers were trying to prevent .




TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.


TAGS: politics obama president democrats funny true
Rating: 4.31/5

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WTFO - September 23, 2012, 11:59 pm
Thank you.
arnnatz - September 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Is that the one he takes on the road with him?
jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Funny as hell!


HONORABLE MEN - President Bush fulfilling a promise to work out with a wounded hero he visited in Walter Reed. Odd, the news didn't report this story.




Supreme Court Tyranny -




THE GREAT DEPRESSION II - Real Unemployment Rate: 22%, Not 8.1%. The CPI: 6%, Not 2.8%.


TAGS: democrats depression
Rating: 4.88/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 8, 2012, 1:56 am
Exactly


GINGRICH : OBAMA ‘FOOD STAMP PRESIDENT’ - “President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history,”




FACEPALM - When the PRESIDENT facepalms you, then you're in deep trouble




White Supremacist David Duke Endorses Trump -


TAGS: david duke endorses donald trump ku klux klan kkk white supremacist racism bigotry evilness
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 26, 2016, 2:22 am
I ran into this story today, http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/02/25/they-are-just-evil-glenn-beck-says-only-donald-trump-would-get-a-pass-on-this/


JEFFREY LEBOWSKI - The Dude for President 2012. Mellow out and abide man




OPTIMUS PRIME FOR PRESIDENT - I'd vote for him Would you?




PATIENCE -




OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis




great pretender -




WHEN WILL OUR NEWS MEDIA - Report the truth to the American people? (its like an inside joke that they don't get)




MR. BEAN FOR PRESIDENT - Thats it. I am voting for Sidious.


TAGS: mr bean for president
Rating: 3.36/5

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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:27 pm
Don't get it


America in decline under Democrat influence. -


TAGS: obama decline politics president
Rating: 4.42/5

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RonaldReagan - May 5, 2015, 4:24 pm
Ginger. Favorite program of my youth.


DEEP THOUGHTS WITH BARACK OBAMA -




FACE MINUS PALM - when the fail demands strangling the Vice President for his last Speech


TAGS: strangle obama president fail facepalm
Rating: 3.5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:24 am
That could be a lot of things in this Admin


"APRIL 21 - 1934 CARTOON PREDICTS OUR FUTURE " - "A picture is worth a thousand words"




"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.




EPIC FAILURE -


TAGS: obama epic failure 2014 midterms worst president ever
Rating: 4.52/5

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premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 8:40 pm
It makes me wonder what the DOJ has dug up on everybody who doesn't agree with him.
NataliCohenVaxberg - November 6, 2014, 6:29 am
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GOOFY FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT - GOOFY CLAIMS THE PRESIDENT STOLE HIS IDENTITY Eric Holder says charges won't stick! (wanna bet)




PRESIDENT OBAMA - Says he wants to get more in touch with today's young voters ...




GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT - Because government and politics are total bullshit ...




GEORGE H.W. BUSH - Read my lips: No new taxes... psyche!




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Democrat -




ELECTION 2012 MADE EASY - Vote for the American




BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?


TAGS: bruce campbell evil dead president
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:40 am
Yikes
Renza - April 1, 2013, 2:18 pm
If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.
Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 1:46 pm
Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.
Brawler - March 15, 2013, 12:04 pm
Shop smart, shop S-mart :)
Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:32 am
He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"
Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 4:06 pm
Hail to the motherf***in' king!
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:34 pm
Only if you freshen him up a bit first.


LIBERAL TALK SHOW HOST - Calls the National Anthem an "abomination". When will Democratic voters wake up to the fringe elements that are not only driving their party but destroying our country?


TAGS: bill press
Rating: 4.38/5

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SECRET SERVICE - Of course I'm upset about the recent events with the Secret Service. But what hurts me the most is that I never got invited to any of their parties!




PRESIDENT PEZ - and his commemorative dispenser!


TAGS: pez prez
Rating: 4.64/5

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arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 5:31 pm
that you swat them and they fly away to find another pasture pie to eat from.
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 5:28 pm
My point in posting that was that you have enough of the same thing you whine about concerning america in your own backyard. You are an awful lot like a gnat or a **** fly. A nuisance
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 5:22 pm
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/06/world/americas/quebec-shooting-may-have-been-assassination-attempt.html?_r=0
JGalt - October 14, 2012, 4:02 pm
I blame the "Scorched earth" policy invented by Carville and Begala during the Clinton years. The end of bipartisanship in this country!
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:13 pm
You must have been asleep during the 8 years of Bush... Then again.. Perhaps your head is still in the same place it was then... Cry me a river panty waist
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 1:40 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_threats_against_Barack_Obama
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 11:36 am
Has the USA really sunk this low? http://twitchy.com/2012/10/13/more-obama-supporters-threaten-to-kill-romney-if-he-becomes-president/
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 10:57 am
This might get blamed if there is a terrorist attack.


HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -


TAGS: barack obama won presidential election
Rating: 2.23/5

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fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:24 pm
haha...I caught that too.#76123 ;-) It's not so bad, actually. The perks alone make the membership worth the while - all the cheese and whine one could ever want X-D I kid. I kid. http://cdn.meme.am/instances/53687374.jpg Cheers, Cannabal.Glad you're back
Cannabal - May 17, 2015, 2:18 pm
Lost the bet at the Liberal Cabal meeting last week, so I have to come here to spread more Liberal propaganda in the name of "equal time." By the way, the Liberal Cabal approved your membership Faux, we enjoy your work, keep it up.
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 11:41 am
haha...Funny. The both of you. Surprised he's not on the back of a milk carton ;-p P.S. Welcome back, Cannabal :-)
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 11:41 am
haha...Funny. The both you. Surprised he's not on the back of a milk carton ;-p P.S. Welcome back, Cannabal :-) How goes it, mate?
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 6:47 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RonaldReagan - May 15, 2015, 6:14 pm
Better television actor than film actor. David who?


" FARMERS POINT OF VIEW " -




True Uncle Tom -




OBAMA'S MARKET - Notes written in crayon so liberals can understand it.




TEACH A MAN TO FISH - He'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he'll vote for Democrats to keep giving him fish.




PRESIDENT OBAMA - Republicans Beware




2012 - Why not vote for someone who is honest about their evil intentions?




president hillary:day one -




HONOR AND SERVICE - Obviously not a community agitator!




" LORD OF THE FOODSTAMPS " - In just three years Obama has added 12 million emancipated workers to the Food Stamp program.




Trump The Tyrant -


TAGS: donald trump tyrant bully first amendment freedom of speech press media hitler progressive tyranny despot authoritarian new york liberal democrat statist billionaire elitist totalitarian fascist autocrat
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 6, 2016, 3:20 am
Fortunately for him most of the defendants settled rather than going though the whole process. http://www.rcfp.org/browse-media-law-resources/news/georgias-highest-court-wont-review-jewell-libel-case
calron - March 6, 2016, 3:19 am
Richard Jewell had blatantly wrong information put out about him by the media and even though it was wrong, that wasn't enough because the law requires more than just being wrong for libel/slander.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:27 pm
The burden of proving the statement was factually incorrect would fall to the plaintiff.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:26 pm
Have to disagree with you here. The media has no "right" to publish lies (which is what libel is). Libel is not the same thing as simply making negative remarks about a public figure; as long as they are subjective, or demonstrably true, then no problem.


Biff is running -




OBAMA'S PRESIDENTIAL SCRAP BOOK -




WHAT SUPREME COURT? - The Obama suspends working with Arizona because he doesn't like the Supreme Courts decision? Is that even legal?




ANOTHER DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS NOT SENDING TROOPS TO WAR...AGAIN -




ENVY - He's handsome, wealthy, successful, a family man. It's not difficult to understand why liberals hate Mitt Romney so much.




CHRIS HANSEN - Host of "To Catch a Predator" gets caught cheating in his wife. PRICELESS




President Crybaby -




OBAMA A LEPRECHAUN? - Maybe, but if Joe or Harry come by as giant pink bunnies, I'm checking myself into the clinic.




INCOMPETENCE - OBAMA INTERVIEWING A POTENTIAL CANDIDATE TO BE THE NEW SECRETARY OF THE NAVY




70% OF MILITARY PERSONNEL EXPECTED TO VOTE FOR MITT - I guess when your laying your life on the line for your country You know who better to vote for Maybe leftists should serve in the military


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election military voter suppression let them vote
Rating: 4.33/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:30 pm
why did nobody stand up when all of the military votes were "lost"?
ihadone - September 5, 2012, 2:51 pm
70 percent says a lot and you make up the 30 percent. Thanks for your service! Leftist have taken the democrat party over.
starryeyedguy - September 5, 2012, 10:35 am
I'm a liberal and I served 7 years in the military which was during Desert Storm - and I voted for Clinton! Not all military are blind conservatives.


ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions




CONSERVATISM - CLINGING FIERCELY TO ONE'S BELIEFS IN THE FACE OF OVERWHELMING OPPOSITION AND OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE WRONG




Consensus, Models & Predictions vs. REALITY -


TAGS: global warming myth hoax climate change scam green energy farce consensus models predictions reality ipcc al gore greenies alarmists warmists
Rating: 5/5

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calron - April 4, 2015, 12:39 pm
Here's a possible explaination, http://www.cato.org/blog/you-ought-have-look-climate-sensitivity-environmental-worries-are-trending-downward


The Art Of War -


TAGS: war isis iraq president clown
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 12, 2014, 11:02 pm
Thank you :)
Thegde - September 12, 2014, 12:22 pm
5L


" CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN " - Asking for another Two Trillion Dollar.




GOD'S WILL - for you to go home and close your mouth




EAST MEETS WEST -




BACKBONE - SARKOZY - Don't shoot ! I'm French! I'm a coward!




" OBAMA SITS IN THE COPY OF THE BUS ROSA PARKS RODE " - Only a copy of what a real President should be, would use it as a reelection prop.




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - What a legacy- no wonder he vacations and golfs a lot... Worst President ever. End the error in Nov. 2012




DEAR MR. OBAMA -


TAGS: letter to president obama
Rating: 4.67/5

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OTC - October 20, 2014, 5:57 pm
apparently, doing a bunch of interns count as serving.
Curlyrocks - October 15, 2014, 3:55 pm
Just curious, does dodging Nam and doing a bunch of coke count as serving?
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 12:46 am
That sir, is a sad part of the American plight. A president on the wrong side. I was afraid when the people elected a man to be chief that had never served. Am not disappointed in him so much as the people that put him there. Stupidity.


INRERESTING -




" CHANGE " - U.S. Debt Held by Public Tops $10T for 1st Time—Up 59 Percent Under Obama. 61% of it—is owned by foreign interests




IRRELEVANCE -




GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! - On second thought......


TAGS: supreme court g** marriage doma
Rating: 3/5

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OlderThanDirt - April 3, 2013, 10:28 am
Ick.
PapaFox - April 2, 2013, 8:38 pm
:-D


EATING PRETZELS - You are doing it wrong




How conservatives in America see women -


TAGS: supreme court birth control misogyny
Rating: 2.87/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 3, 2014, 6:11 pm
I'm kind of hungry for lunch, but my employer doesn't buy my lunch for me. Which means I'm going to starve.


JESUS -




MITT DID WHAT? - HE PICKED AN INEXPERIENCED RICH KID TO BE A HEART BEAT AWAY FROM BEING PRESIDENT?




H Is For Hypocrite -




TOO EASILY AMUSED - Someone told her Obama was getting reelected.




NEWT GINGRICH - for president




YOU'RE FIRED, DONALD TRUMP - And take that ridiculous hair with you




WASHINGTON - FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY? OR JUST A SLAVE-OWNING CRACKER?




ILLEGAL MILITARY VOTES -




Government Proves once again -




SPOCK - Voting me out of office is simply not logical.




I'M NOW TELLING EVERYONE I'M A SUPREME COURT JUDGE - ...hey why not its FREE SPEECH




Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -


TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.


THE OBAMA LEGACY - This is how we will remember Barack- confiscator and destroyer of wealth




"HUNDREDS OF NATIONAL PARKS WILL CLOSE"... - There are only 58 national parks !!!




TAXES ARE NOT THE ANSWER -




" JUST WAIT TILL I'M MORE FLEXIBLE " - Let us pray for our Commander-In-Chief and the upcoming elections. Please open your Bibles to Psalm 109:8 and read along with me: "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."




THE OOPS PRESIDENCY -




ANOTHER DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS NOT SENDING TROOPS TO WAR...AGAIN -




HEY MR. PRESIDENT!!! - Real leaders don't care more about their television guest appearances when there is an International Crisis!




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